| 27 August 2010

Because I have no better term to describe it. Although "unfortunate" may also apply depending on what happens Saturday night.
Never one to be the shy, retiring type, even the shirt James Toney is going to be sporting for his battle with Randy Couture at UFC 118 is over the top. Yes, that's a large picture of himself on the front. It's hard to see, but Lights Out is sporting one MMA glove and one boxing glove too.
The back of the shirt reads "Talk the talk. Walk the walk." Whether Toney will actually be able to do that inside the Octagon is highly questionable.
And what will it set you back if you want to support James' foray into MMA? One hundred dollars? No sir. For one easy payment of $49.98 (plus $7 shipping), this limited edition shirt can be yours!
To paraphrase Bill Simmons, I will now light the James Toney beanie I bought a few years back (when he was, you know, a boxer) on fire.
(Props to Maggie Hendricks of Yahoo! Sports for pointing out this shirt. Or maybe not...)








